Things that were said at the festival:
1. I didn’t know a lady could pee standing up!
2. What kind of massage was that? You were naked, your legs were around your neck and I could not see the therapists head!
3. She is like the Pied Piper but for grown ups.
4. I took three apples for a walk today.
5. Can we do yoga in these headdresses? No? Fuck that then!
6. Those horns weirdly suit you.
7. Don’t poke your fingers in your eyes until you have washed them.
8. OMG did she really just rustle up a Thai Curry on one gas ring?! Wait to I get my pumping my espresso maker - that will show her!
9. I didn’t know you could do that with a ping pong ball! 😳
10. I love swearing at your boys.
11. You are not going to wear that at home are you mum?
12.If we see any unusual injuries we know where to come - St John’s Ambulance. #intothewild #festival #summer